January 2012
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Jan 18th
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I'M A DAMN HERO
rebeccaneill: “You look like some sort of video game creature…. like you LARP. Don’t ever wear that around Matty.” Mer. Dying. 
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 7th
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November 2011
4 posts
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Zing.
I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, surely it’s not dangerous. He said it was distracting him. - notch
Nov 10th
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Nov 6th
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Nov 6th
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Nov 6th
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October 2011
2 posts
Oct 23rd
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Oct 22nd
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September 2011
7 posts
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Sep 28th
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“I’m a fan of toasters. You feed them. They’re like pets. And their...”
– Tracy
Sep 23rd
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Listenthuntress: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...
Sep 21st
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“so today at target i had the besttt ever. so i was trying to get a tag off...”
– Caitlyn
Sep 19th
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Sep 6th
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Sexuality doesn’t matter on the battlefield
chroniclesofamarine: Sexuality doesn’t matter on the battlefield By Nathan Cox Thursday, December 16, 2010; 8:00 PM I am an active-duty U.S. Marine Corps infantry officer. I have deployed twice to Iraq and once to Afghanistan and have commanded infantry Marines in combat. On Tuesday, Gen. James Amos, commandant of the Marine Corps, said he believes repealing “don’t ask, don’t tell” and...
Sep 3rd
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Sep 2nd
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August 2011
7 posts
Aug 19th
Aug 18th
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Puppie Love?
Her: Matty Matty Matty Matty Matty!
Him: You have the same reaction to him as you do to puppies.
Aug 12th
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“I’m a fan of toasters. You feed them. They’re like pets. And their...”
– Tracy Hunter
Aug 12th
Aug 6th
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Aug 6th
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Aug 6th
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July 2011
4 posts
Rebecca Neill: A very intelligent woman spoke to... →
rebeccaneill: A very intelligent woman spoke to me today about negative intimacy - that burning sensation that fills every cell in nerve ending in one’s body toward an ex-lover or ex-friend. Hatred is unhealthy, and hatred only brings hold you closer to those that you want so little to do with. Hatred still…
Jul 25th
rebeccaneill: I don’t want to sleep alone tonight. Too bad you can’t do anything about it :p
Jul 10th
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Jul 9th
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Jul 5th
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June 2011
14 posts
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My new blog. Go there!
Jun 30th
When my crush says my name.
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Jun 29th
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That awkward moment when you get caught staring at...
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Jun 29th
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I pretend
You warm my heart, and I don’t have your name yet. I’m glad you appreciate me and my work. Thank you nameless girl.
Jun 22nd
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Jun 21st
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10 Simple Truths Smart People Forget →
Jun 20th
Seems the skies are clear only when I’m near you.
Jun 17th
Bliss
There is nothing like boneless hot wings and chicken quesadillas, shared with old friends and new faces. Solid night. Feeling… confident and determined.
Jun 17th
It’s either sink or swim, and I aspire to fly.
Jun 14th
The First Zombie-Proof House →
Jun 10th
1 tag
The sky burns deep yellow, forewarning a storm. The heart emulates the bittersweet weather.
Jun 10th
thank you for teaching me to tie the tea bag around the mug handle.
Jun 7th
Jun 6th
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Jun 3rd
Darth Vader: From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well then you are lost!
Jun 1st
May 2011
2 posts
I doubt you would. You wouldn't understand.
May 4th
April 2011
1 post
“But our princess is in another castle!”
– story of my life
Apr 20th
February 2011
1 post
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Feb 18th
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January 2011
1 post
Wow, what a terrible idea
Jan 3rd
December 2010
2 posts
It’s just not the same without my other half.
Dec 9th
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