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I’M A DAMN HERO
“You look like some sort of video game creature…. like you LARP. Don’t ever wear that around Matty.”
Mer. Dying.
Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.
The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.
The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.
The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.
Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.
Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.
That man’s named should be King Parkinglot.
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Zing.
I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, surely it’s not dangerous. He said it was distracting him.
This heat has people baking cookies in their cars;
..Holy shit I wanna try this..
Wow.
I have this mini oven thing that uses sun to work but I’m afraid to use it or it might burst into flames.
well now i need to do this because my car gets extremely hot adfhjfs
BRILLIANT
THINK HOW GOOD THAT CAR’S GONNA SMELL
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Above: Piranha Plant earrings by Etsy seller lizglizz. (via.)
HOLY. SHIT. I NEED THESE.
HOLY SHIT i’m not a girl but I NEED A GIRL TO GET THESE SO I CAN APPRECIATE THEM
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